so, my daughter bought a mother’s day gift for my wife at Godiva. they are so GREAT, they gave us a stack of brownies just for buying a box that cost more than $35…
so, I’m sitting down tonight, eating the free stuff, and I realized that they’re giving away their Day-Old brownies as some kind of perk for buying their unconscienably expensive truffles or whatever. I assumed I would be smarter than that — why didn’t I realize that I was eating (at least) day old brownies?
I’m guessing I just sucked down 10,000 calories in 5 small brownie squares. cuz that would be some kind of jacked-up justice.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!