What the heck — she has left me alone this evening (my wife, that is), and she can’t check up on me as they don’t have “the Internet” on the Eastern Shore yet, so let’s have at it:
WIFE: Pregnant. Her publicist is way past denying it, and we’re all thankful for it — now the paparazzi will leave us alone when we’re cruising around on our friend’s $10M yacht.
EVA: Crazy high heels. See exhibit at left.
WIFE: I wish… did I mention she is pregnant?
EVA: Valentino. Spends an ungodly amount of money on shoes. See the clip below where Craig Ferguson finds a price tag on the bottom of her shoes and flips out.
WIFE: Not so much. New Balance, maybe? Which she keeps in a safe.
EVA: I hope you watched the clip above (the rest of the post is kind of dependent on it) — because Eva laughs like a dolphin. Seriously, I saw this live on TV and her crazy little laugh made me seize up. Tony Parker must not be a funny man, because seriously, I’d go nuts. (Bolts?) Like Fran Drescher, but you kind of expect that laugh out of Fran Drescher. At the very end of the clip, when she’s laughing, she lurches forward and looks like she’s going to inhale Craig. Scary.
WIFE: Great laugh. Makes me laugh, which makes her laugh, and then J laughs — it’s good stuff.
EVA: Doesn’t like it.
WIFE: Doesn’t like it.
EVA: All over the place. Denzel… Mark Wahlberg… bleh.
WIFE: Not so much.
EVA: Apparently knows the difference.
WIFE: Definitely knows the difference, and would never get duped into saying, “This is a nut. And there’s two of them!”
ME: I saw the earrings sitting beside each other on his desk and thought “Tie Fighter”. Anyone with me?
WIFE: Uh, no. At least I certainly hope not.