“I believe it’s a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years.”
… says Chief Dicks. says Wikipedia:
In the fifty states of the United States indecent exposure is defined by state law as exposure of the genitals and/or the female breast in a public place and may in some states require evidence of intent to shock, arouse or offend other persons.
of course, the Chief shouldn’t be expected to know the laws as they are interpreted by the courts or anything; police should enforce the laws as they see fit. and no, buttocks are not genitals.
give me a money quote to leave with, Chief:
“This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression.”
brought to you by “the land of the free, and the home of the brave”.
or something like that.